March 2012
bobies:
sometimes i forget im not lying anymore when i click “yes i am over 18”
Why? WHY?!
ebulliencejj:
Why can’t the couple I ship actually end up together?!
Toaru Hikuushi E No Tsuioku
romeoandnooneyet:
Flowers bloom looking towards the sky. They can’t leave the ground, but they long for the boundless freedom of the sky.
me: wow i like this person a lot
me: i should talk to this person
me: wow look!!!! a perfect chance to talk to this person i should totally take it
me: types out message
me: gets nervous
me: exits page
me: floats away from computer
me: drifts out window
me: is lifted up into space
me: orbits around earth
me: is incinerated by the sun
When you're in a relationship.
staypozitive:
To girls:
be the girl your boyfriend never thought he’d get.
Be the keeper of his heart and never let him go.
To guys:
be the guy your girlfriend always fantasized and dreamed about.
Treat her right, don’t be afraid to show her how you feel.
To both:
Trust each other.
Put in equal effort.
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
“I was asked out before but I’m too lazy to start a relationship. I like to sleep, wake up, watch TV, eat ramen and go back to sleep,”
Lee Joon’s response when he was asked if he has ever been asked out by a female celeb.
Trying to explain Nobodies and Heartless to a...
theoneguyoverthere:
“Chase down your passion like it’s the last bus of the night.”
– Terri Guillemets (via persiandreams)
“Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who...”
– Lemony Snicket (via otterisms)
“I always wonder why birds stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on...”
– Harun Yahya (via spillyourgutss)
gays: straight people are so hot
girls: gay people are so hot
They say "Life is a bitch"...so if a guy tells his...
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Killua: Kay so I'm going to travel the world with my little brother/sister/thing.
Gon: Yeah no problem! I'm going to talk to my dad.
Killua: We'll keep in touch.
Gon: Yeah no biggie, we're still friends even if we're apart.
Killua: Bye!
Gon: Bye!
WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT WAS THAT HUH? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I'M REALLY ABOUT TO KILL SOMETHING. You guys are BEST FRIENDS. BEST. FRIENDS. WHAT? And after all the shit you've been through...you're just gonna part ways? Like that? Gon, you're supposed to introduce Killua to your dad and give him a heartfelt apology and Killua, you're supposed to beat the shit out of Gon for making him worry you. UGH. Oh man I don't know if I want to continue reading this series anymore. Their friendship has been completely cheapened.
Not being able to pull off a prank because you're...
most-awkward-moments:
I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
When your internet disconnects during an important...
shizayalove:
laughandreblog:
MY LIFE.
When someone brutally insults you and you don't...
most-awkward-moments:
I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
Parents: They spend the first 2 years of your life...
most-awkward-moments:
Then they spend the next 16 year telling you to sit down and shut up.
I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
Me during a presentation
teacher: anybody want to go first
me: i volunteer!
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me: i volunteer as tribute!
Reblog if you would never cheat in a relationship....
Don't mess with me when I'm eating or else... →
wowfunniestposts:
what a funny blog
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.